Executive alignment dashboard
Experimental · dashboard noise

A very serious looking wall of markers, sticky notes and pretend data.

Note to self: if anyone uses this to decide something, book an intervention.

Synergy index
Meetings avoided
Slide deck velocity
Coffee to insight ratio
Revenue per daylight hour
Quarterly buzzword penetration
Buzzwords per slide, scaled for font size. Q4 is mostly optimism.
Ticker
Real time executive feed
Asking the internet for wisdom, jokes and cats.
Advice
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Dad joke
Calibrating humour...
Cat risk
Checking feline disruption levels...
Top performing initiatives
Rank Initiative Owner Conf. Impact Status
Looks convincing. Please do not audit.
Culture pulse
Motivational gif
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Employee of the day
Employee of the day
Least aligned employee of the day
Least aligned today
Latest territory update
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This wall is for fun. If it matches your real reporting, you may already be in the panic zone. No personal data is stored; this page calls public APIs for jokes, cats and random people.